Score: 6

"Very well done."

submission: Bill Cosby Pokemon Rap

date: November 29, 2008

If you're watching this simply to critique the animation skills or lack thereof, I suggest you look at it a different way. Personally, I thought this was hilarious; if you had heard the rap song before seeing this, or hadn't, like me, it is still quite entertaining. The concept of the drawings were the funniest things ever; Stewie spiraling out like Longcat, and the Kodak film and Jell-O pudding were crazy funny. I seriously recommend watching this; your life will not be complete without it.

Score: 9

"Very enjoyable recreation."

submission: Doom 1

date: November 29, 2008

Doom was such a great game when it first came out, and now, we're able to relive those childhood memories with this pixle-perfect recreation of the classic. Smooth controls, enviroment is comparable to that of the original, and gameplay all around is perfect. The one drawback would have to be the lack of sound; with such a stunning performance laid out, why would they omit the backround music and sound effects? *sigh* Oh well. Good job, Mike, this game deserves some sit-down time to appreciate it.

Score: 8

"Very creative."

submission: Brainbots

date: November 28, 2008

I've played this game many times before I decided to write this, so maybe I lost some of that first-time experience appeal. The game is very basic, with a repetitive nature, but I must applaude the backrounds, and the high quality fingers and ear in the beginning. That was very realistic, so it was believable, and the tunnel was reminicent of something out of Gray's Anatomy. As for the enemies...we just don't know what goes on in the human brain, do we? Computers and housewives are threats we must deal with everyday. The minigame-esque number switcher in between levels keeps you alert and focused. Overall, a simple game to pass the time with.

Score: 10

"A truly visual and conceptual masterpiece."

submission: Squirtman

date: November 28, 2008

A breath of fresh air in a world of lacadazical ideas and hack job production, Squirtman is a great game to pass the time, and you'll come back for more soon after. Very smooth controls, reacts quickly, which is key in this game. I didn't spen .a lot of time walking, but flying around once the levels progress. Fuel doesn't run out quickly, and power-ups are welcomed. Level difficulties provide a challenge once you've overcome the basic feel of the game. And very original concept! Character and enemies are visually eyecatching and cool. However, I do not know why the author posted a shorter version than is offered on another site. I would recommend playing it on the site promoted in the game, so you can have a longer playing time. Over all, excellent game. A must play.

Score: 10

"Thank you."

submission: Twatlight

date: November 26, 2008

This short pretty much sums up the entire movie. It makes no sense! I went to see it with my girlfriend, and neither of us had read the books, so the only way to decide if it was good or not was to sit through the entire thing. W-O-W. I went back to school, told everyone of the crazy drama-fags that it sucked Cedric Diggory cock, and left.

I also love how you finally adressed the fact that he played a mystical, fantasy character already WHO DIED, and is now back as a vampire. In fact, you could connect the two stories by saying that Diggory's body got turned into a vampire after he was killed. That just leaves the 300 years in between.

Voldemort lol.

Score: 10

"Yeppers"

submission: Ferrets

date: October 22, 2008

It does remind me a lot of the song that...thing...sings near the end of "Charlie the Unicorn 2". This was hilarious, though.

The Holocaust never happened lol.

Score: 10

"This was incredible!"

submission: Cup o Democracy

date: October 22, 2008

Oh, man! I now love Captain Capitalism; the art style is amazingly detailed and quirky, and the script is just hilarious. Even if you hate politics, you'll like this, because it has absoulutely nothing to do with them.

The three yards sticks to measure the presidential canidates were pretty truthful in themselves; McCain looses in all three.

Score: 9

"Give me the game title..."

submission: Angry Gamer Soundboard

date: September 7, 2008

I might review this game lol. You never know. I haven't had the chance to see this video, but now I want to. Thanks for the heads up, Rhydon.

Score: 7

"Thank you for that one right there!"

submission: Rack Em Willie Soundboard

date: September 7, 2008

Me and my friends love Rack 'Em Rack Willie, and we looked around for a soundboard, but couldn't find one. This is a calling from God. I honestly had to give a seven just because of the matter of the soundboard; it's not really put together that great, and you spelled a lot of the words wrong (His name is Rackball, not rag ball...) But thanks anyway.

And to the comment above me, I honestly thought you were cool enough to appreciate the greatness that is Willie James Huff. This isn't making fun of him because he's black or homeless; he's just the most random, humerous guy out there. And in case you didn't notice, Newgrounds isn't "child material" anyhow.

Score: 9

"Very good"

submission: .:Asteroids:.

date: June 30, 2008

Simple and yet well-made. Controls were fluid and easy to use. There was not a lack of shots (some games give you a limited amount of shots.) As it goes along, it gets harder to dodge the asteroids, but it's a great challenge.