Okay, so I was just reading a thread in the Newgrounds Forums about "obscure video games". You had to name the game from a given screenshot, and if you got it right, you got to post the next one. So, I thought I 'd share with you a little shit I found on the shelf of a (GameStop? Movie Gallery?) Costco. Yeah, I know. At first I was a bit reluctant, because only Costco games have the Official Nintendo Crapsheet Seal. But after thinking it over (it was only five bucks), I decided to buy it. Plus, it was "Only For the Nintendo Lamecube". Wow, that just makes me want it EVEN MORE. Anyway, you play Skye, a ginger-haired chick who heards things called Dwendles which look like Pillowswines from Pokemon. So far, so good. So, you find an orange Skittle in the middle of a field, and it GLOWS MAN! Unfortunatly, these people live in an alternate universe, where Skittles are magic and flowers attack you. So, the Skittle attaches itself to your sheapards crook, and some evil dude named Necrof sends his hentchmen after you to retreave the Skittle. The entire game is based off of the OLD Skittles commercials, with Merlin summoning Skittles from the sky and makin' a rainbow. Now, we have commercials with singing rabbits. What the fuck. Anyway, Necrof has stolen all of the Skittles...OR SO HE THINKS! Here and there throughout your journies, you find stray Skittles. With these, you can perform different types of magic, like Hypnosis, Second Sight, and Anal Rape. Oh, and you can fire your lazer at them all you want. Some monsters include mosquitos, little jester bastards who jingle-and-jangle you to death, a whale-cucumber thing that you jump in, and giant tentacles that pop out of the water and scream like holy hell. Your best friend is a little gargoyle who lives in your staff named Drakk. He says the corniest shit you can imagine, as does Skye, because the script writters were held at gunpoint to produce this thing. Some scary dragon-tree-human-thing (which gave me nightmares, no joke) makes you go find three music bugs and put them in a shell so she can listen to it. And how does she repay you? She summons these chicken-hawk things that flap around and bite your ass to no end. Oh yeah, you can't swim; you just drown. So guess what the first fucking level is? An archapelago; millions of little islands seperated by the ocean. You have to travese to each on a narrow stone path, but those tentacle-dickfucks keep popping out and biting you, and you fall off. FUCK!!!! You collect items, like posions for magic and health, but there nearly impossible to get because somethings always guarding them. Merpeople, called the Ogmirian, swim up to you from time to time and give you hints, but you can't understand them because THEY TALK IN OGMIRIAN. So you have to have Drakk translate for you, and he can't do it for shit. You own some kind of elf-thing with Shrek ears named Ninu, and, once again, you can't understand her. NOW, however, you can get AWESOME SPONGE-THINGS that act as temporary rocks to cross water on. I have owned this fucking game since 2001, and I'm only on the third area, not even past the first of FIVE WORLDS. God fucking shit damn wow.